Comment here to be added as a collaborator

### Comment below - you can say anything
We will all be using this repository today. Even though it's public right now, you will not be able to make changes until you're given the correct permissions. We've automated this process via the GitHub API and some fancy chatops. Once you comment, we will add you as a collaborator.

You'll also start to receive a lot of emails. (:exclamation:) You can slow these down immediately by clicking the 'Unwatch' button and selecting either the 'Not watching' or 'Ignoring' option.

This issue describes an onboarding process rather than a code or documentation change. No files, tests, or entry points are named; the stated action is only to comment so GitHub API automation can add the commenter as a collaborator.

Written by the indexing model from the issue text.