Android client crashes when an internet connection is present

### What is the issue?

When I start the Android app, it runs for a few seconds and then crashes. If I turn off wifi and mobile data, it won't crash until a few seconds after I turn either one back on. I have tried restarting the phone and uninstalling/reinstalling tailscale.

Using adb I retrieved this log:
```
04-03 23:52:18.641 10463 15906 15906 F DEBUG : *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***
04-03 23:52:18.642 10463 15906 15906 F DEBUG : Build fingerprint: 'Nokia/Aoki_02US/AKT:11/RKQ1.210528.001/02US_1_23D:user/release-keys'
04-03 23:52:18.642 10463 15906 15906 F DEBUG : Revision: '0'
04-03 23:52:18.642 10463 15906 15906 F DEBUG : ABI: 'arm64'
04-03 23:52:18.642 10463 15906 15906 F DEBUG : Timestamp: 2025-04-03 23:52:18-0400
04-03 23:52:18.642 10463 15906 15906 F DEBUG : pid: 15820, tid: 15876, name: Thread-17 >>> com.tailscale.ipn <<<
04-03 23:52:18.642 10463 15906 15906 F DEBUG : uid: 10463
04-03 23:52:18.642 10463 15906 15906 F DEBUG : signal 31 (SIGSYS), code 1 (SYS_SECCOMP), fault addr --------
04-03 23:52:18.642 10463 15906 15906 F DEBUG : Cause: seccomp prevented call to disallowed arm64 system call 424
04-03 23:52:18.642 10463 15906 15906 F DEBUG : x0 0000000000000079 x1 0000000000000000 x2 0000000000000000 x3 0000000000000000
04-03 23:52:18.642 10463 15906 15906 F DEBUG : x4 0000000000000000 x5 0000000000000000 x6 0000000000000000 x7 0000000000000000
04-03 23:52:18.642 10463 15906 15906 F DEBUG : x8 00000000000001a8 x9 0000000000000005 x10 00000040003819c8 x11 0000000000000000
04-03 23:52:18.642 10463 15906 15906 F DEBUG : x12 00000040004a26e0 x13 0000000000000039 x14 00000040000dc040 x15 000000400036cf87
04-03 23:52:18.642 10463 15906 15906 F DEBUG : x16 00000040006063a0 x17 0000004000607290 x18 0000007b429ec000 x19 00000040000a0d40
04-03 23:52:18.642 10463 15906 15906 F DEBUG : x20 0000004000607450 x21 0000007b432709c8 x22 0000007ba4bff170 x23 0000ffff7f000001
04-03 23:52:18.642 10463 15906 15906 F DEBUG : x24 000000400022c0c0 x25 0000000000000000 x26 0000007ba4bf00c8 x27 0000000000000003
04-03 23:52:18.642 10463 15906 15906 F DEBUG : x28 00000040001df6c0 x29 0000004000607148
04-03 23:52:18.642 10463 15906 15906 F DEBUG : lr 0000007ba40706ec sp 0000004000607150 pc 0000007ba3fe8b00 pst 0000000020001000
04-03 23:52:18.642 10463 15906 15906 F DEBUG : backtrace:
04-03 23:52:18.643 10463 15906 15906 F DEBUG : #00 pc 00000000004a8b00 /data/app/~~S31JI4366yFvH5SHjfMYgA==/com.tailscale.ipn-gvGNDofktTKLjxGrNNtAHw==/split_config.arm64_v8a.apk (offset 0x8000) (BuildId: 75b637b28299264c71df1424b57fee837bf85e47)
```

### Steps to reproduce

1. Start Tailscale

This issue happens every time I start Tailscale on my phone, but I cannot reproduce the issue on a different, older phone.

### Are there any recent changes that introduced the issue?

None as far as I can remember. I've been using this successfully for months and only started consistently having this issue in the past day.

### OS

Android

### OS version

11

### Tailscale version

1.82.0 (Downloaded from Play Store)

### Other software

Homeassistant, Firefox

### Bug report

_No response_