Cannot lazy parse and support `help`/`version` at same time

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https://github.com/lukeed/sade/blob/1cdf3e464ca899dcd6e758a50eb82cf7cf484771/src/index.js#L150-L152

The early return here will break the following:

```js
const prog = sade('cool-cli', true).version('1.0.0').describe('Some cool CLI.')

const {args} = prog.parse(process.argv, {lazy: true})

if (args.something) {
// do stuff
}
```

This is inconsistent with the documentation:

https://github.com/lukeed/sade/blob/1cdf3e464ca899dcd6e758a50eb82cf7cf484771/readme.md?plain=1#L638-L653

One solution may be to return:

```js
{
args: [],
name: '',
handler: undefined,
helpOrVersion: true // indicates the user passed one of the options
}
```

Start at src/index.js lines 150-152 and compare the lazy parsing behavior with the documented contract in readme.md lines 638-653. Reproduce the example using version, describe, and parse(..., {lazy: true}); done means help/version options no longer trigger the early-return inconsistency and the lazy parse result exposes the needed state.

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