Comment here to be added as a collaborator

### Comment below - you can say anything
We will all be using this repository today. Even though it's public right now, you will not be able to make changes until you're given the correct permissions. We've automated this process via the GitHub API and some fancy chatops. Once you comment, we will add you as a collaborator.

You'll also start to receive a lot of emails. (:exclamation:) You can slow these down immediately by clicking the 'Unwatch' button and selecting either the 'Not watching' or 'Ignoring' option.

This issue describes a GitHub API and chatops-based collaborator onboarding flow, but it names no repository files, tests, or implementation entry point. Start by reviewing the issue instructions and the repository’s automation context; there is no code change or completion criterion specified here.

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