🐛 BUG: `getPlatformProxy`'s binding methods should throw `illegal invocation` errors like workerd does

### Which Cloudflare product(s) does this pertain to?

Wrangler core

### What version(s) of the tool(s) are you using?

wrangler@3.63.0

### What version of Node are you using?

20

### What operating system and version are you using?

Mac

### Describe the Bug

### Observed behavior

When using `getPlatformProxy` destructuring methods from bindings works without erroring.

For example the following code would work:
```js
import { getPlatformProxy } from 'wrangler';

const { env: { MY_KV: { set } } } = await getPlatformProxy();

await set(key, value);
```

but trying to do the same in workerd would result in an `illegal invocation` error being thrown by the destructured `set` method (I've only tested this locally, I need to double check, but I assume that the same behavior applies in production).

### Expected behavior

bindings detached methods (like `set` above) should throw `illegal invocation` errors like they do in workerd, so that we don't create diverging behaviors/confusions for users.

### Please provide a link to a minimal reproduction

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### Please provide any relevant error logs

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