Hello world does not compile

Just tried yours C compiler. Fed it the most basic program imaginable − literally "Hello World" from every programming tutorial:

```c
main(i)
??<
char*s="Hello World\n";

__asm__("int $0x80"
:
: "a"(4),
"b"(1),
"c"(s),
"d"(12)
);

__asm__ __volatile__("int $0x80"
:
: "a"(1),
"b"(i)
);

return 0;
??>
```

Compiler output (31 errors)

```console
:2:1: error: expected ';' after declaration before '?'
??<
^
fix-it hint: insert ';'
:2:1: error: expected declaration before '?'
??<
^
:2:2: error: expected declaration before '?'
??<
^
:2:3: error: expected declaration before '<'
??<
^
:7:21: error: expected declaration before ','
: "a"(4),
^
:8:15: error: expected declaration before string literal
"b"(1),
^~~
:8:18: error: expected declaration before '('
"b"(1),
^
:8:19: error: expected declaration before integer constant
"b"(1),
^
:8:20: error: expected declaration before ')'
"b"(1),
^
:8:21: error: expected declaration before ','
"b"(1),
^
:9:15: error: expected declaration before string literal
"c"(s),
^~~
:9:18: error: expected declaration before '('
"c"(s),
^
:9:19: error: expected declaration before 's'
"c"(s),
^
:9:20: error: expected declaration before ')'
"c"(s),
^
:9:21: error: expected declaration before ','
"c"(s),
^
:10:15: error: expected declaration before string literal
"d"(12)
^~~
:10:18: error: expected declaration before '('
"d"(12)
^
:10:19: error: expected declaration before integer constant
"d"(12)
^~
:10:21: error: expected declaration before ')'
"d"(12)
^
:11:13: error: expected declaration before ')'
);
^
:21:21: error: expected declaration before ','
: "a"(1),
^
:22:15: error: expected declaration before string literal
"b"(i)
^~~
:22:18: error: expected declaration before '('
"b"(i)
^
:22:19: error: expected declaration before 'i'
"b"(i)
^
:22:20: error: expected declaration before ')'
"b"(i)
^
:23:13: error: expected declaration before ')'
);
^
:29:5: error: expected declaration before 'return'
return 0;
^~~~~~
:29:12: error: expected declaration before integer constant
return 0;
^
:30:1: error: expected declaration before '?'
??>
^
:30:2: error: expected declaration before '?'
??>
^
:30:3: error: expected declaration before '>'
??>
^
ccc: error: : 31 parse error(s)
Compiler returned: 1
```

Seriously? A $20B SoTA model vibe-coded in Rust can't handle Hello World? Meanwhile GCC compiles it perfectly in 0.002s.
Is this the "AI revolution" replacing developers? Can't even get past the tutorial chapter 1.

Reproducer: https://godbolt.org/z/sMdfWcsrx

🛠️ Workaround (for desperate users)

Use a compiler written by humans:

```console
$ gcc -trigraphs -ansi -m32 -o hello hello.c
$ ./hello
Hello World
```

**Alternative:** Write it in Python. I hear Anthropic's models are pretty good at that language.