Refactor my fragile ego

## Summary

Recent developments have shown that, despite my contributions to this project, I was never given collaborator access.

## Expected results

I should have access to all the stuff-n-things.

## Actual results

I have access to no stuff-n-things

## Steps to reproduce

* Become me
* Attempt to see the collaborator badge next to my/your name
* Cry, cry, cry
* Bitch and moan in Discord
* Insult other collaborators until you get your way and can make direct edits to the master branch

## Other info

Due to the fact that my name does not have the `Collaborator` badge, I feel that my value as a developer is diminished and my skills are not accurately depicted. If everyone doesn't know that I have code contributed to this project and that I was there when the bar napkin sketch happened, then where is the value in my life?

## Suggested fix

Give me all the access or pray to whatever you believe in that you don't suffer the wrath of an angry, insecure developer.