PDP Afterglow Prismatic Wired Controller not responding (or appearing)

### Type of Controller
Xbox One

### OS Version
MacOS Monterey 12.5

### Driver Version
Latest as of Friday, August 12, 2022

### Connection Method
Wired (USB A to USB Micro); several different cables have been tried with no luck

### Device Name and Info
> Device Name: PDP Afterglow Prismatic Wired Controller for Xbox

Product ID: 0x0139

Vendor ID: 0x0e6f

### Response of Controller
No response upon plugging in whatsoever. I've tried multiple cords. At one point (out of curiosity), I plugged it into a live charging cable. The lights inside the controller flashed for a brief fraction of a second, then resumed their unresponsive state.

### Response in Preference Pane
"No devices found"

### Detailed Explanation of Issue
System Information recognizes the controller as "Afterglow Prismatic Wired Controller for Xbox One" and gives all the information...
But it's not showing up in the extension. :(

PDP is no help. I suspect that it might be a problem with the controller itself (I recently updated the firmware on it from an Xbox using the PDP Control Hub app -- that might be the cause of this, but I don't think so for no reason whatsoever), but that seemingly contradicts its showing up in System Info... What do I do? Pester PDP? (Hmm... that sounds fun)